Reports of
the fire that broke out in the Indian Parliament premises being under control
are coming in at this moment. Phew! Thank God no politicians were hurt! It must
be the good deeds that they’ve been doing for so many years that saved them.
The fire
department says that the fire started during the routine maintenance check of
the air conditioning unit. But an unconfirmed inside source claims otherwise.
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The source
claims that the afternoon session of Parliament got so many tempers heated that
it caused the air conditioning system to flame out and set fire to its main
unit. Even the sprinkler system couldn’t manage to put out the flames because
water going to its pipes had been diverted and sold off by a company allegedly
owned by a man named by the source only as the ‘son-in-law’.
Military
experts have claimed that this incident was a terrorist plan by the ISI who
tried to spread poison gas in parliament through the air conditioning system…
[This is my article for the Faking News website. You can and probably should read the entire article here: Revealed: Why did fire break out in the Parliament premises]
Note: This
post has been written for Faking news. Did you notice the ‘Faking’ before the
word news? That’s because this is a parody of mainstream news and is supposed
to be taken in jest and humour.
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