Tokyo: The Japanese government has approved a plan to build
a massive 400 kilometre Kaiju resistant wall along its coastline after the
movie Pacific Rim made a delayed release in the island nation. This has been
attributed to the Censor Board of Film Certification in Japan being headed by
an eminent member of the Indian community.
Believing the movie to be a foreboding of things to come and
after watching the aliens in Avengers come down from the sky, the government
decided that between the two movies and the possibility of a world-wide Zombie
threat as portrayed in World War Z, building a wall around their nation was not
half a bad idea.
The Japanese Union Minister for Infrastructure and
Development had this to say about the matter, “If the Chinese can build a big
wall, why can’t we?”
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The Department of Robots has also been ordered by Prime Minister
Shinzo Abe to build robots like those in Pacific Rim but which can also turn
into cars like the Transformers so he can drive one around. Another different
aspect to this demand is that the robots look like Manga characters so that
they instil not fear but patriotism and high spirits among the citizens of the
nation and they don’t wonder whether this awesome idea of his was just a waste
of their money.
The ruling Liberal Democratic Party, known for supporting
big construction tycoons has claimed to have almost familial relations with an
Indian political party which supports energy tycoons. They have since sought their
help in powering the construction of the wall and building a free floating port
that doesn’t hinder the wall and help everyone’s friends make a huge profit in
the bargain. This will also be seen as an active measure in boosting trade
relations between the two South-Asian nations.
PM Abe says, “This Kaiju wall will not only be a protective
umbrella for Japan, it will also usher in a new era of business co-operation
between our two nations. #Abenomics”
[This is my article for the Faking News website. You can and probably should read the entire article here: Japan builds 400 km sea wall to fend off Kaiju attack]
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post has been written for Faking news. Did you notice the ‘Faking’ before the
word news? That’s because this is a parody of mainstream news and is supposed
to be taken in jest and humour.
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