[Reports of
a coup by a member of the British royal household are coming to light from
Australia suggesting that Prince Harry, the younger son of the heir-apparent,
Prince Charles, and the grandson of the monarch has seized control of the
Commonwealth nation of Australia and apparently declared himself King.
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In an
official communiqué to the world media, the ‘Royal Rebel’ as he is being
called, has issued his official title after snatching power from under his
grandmother’s nose. He has asked to be addressed as His Majesty King Henry
of the Land Down Under, Lord of New Zealand, Overseer of the general Oceania
vicinity, Protector of Kangaroos and Great Commander of the Australian Defence
Forces.
This
surprise move by the Prince is being heralded as a rebellion against Queen and
country and there are calls to declare the Prince a traitor to the British
Empire. Both houses of the British Parliament and PM David Cameron are up in arms
about this coup and have declared his actions as not being jolly good at all.
Various
reports have disclosed that James Bond, Johnny English, Magneto, Superman, the
Amazing Spiderman and even Harry Potter who are of British origin have refused
to side with their Queen, instead opting for Australian citizenship under the
‘Royal Rebel’.
The entire
Australian Defence Force has thrown its support behind the ‘Lieutenant’ as they
fondly refer to their upstart leader. The Governor-General, who represents the
Queen in Australia has been in hiding and is presumed to be gathering loyalists
to resist the hostile takeover till the British army arrives, which probably
won’t, because Parliament is still debating how the gentle, kind and loving
second son who was never going to get the throne managed to ridicule the empire
by claiming two whole countries without firing a single shot.
After
claiming a complete and utter victory over an old lady, the ‘Royal Rebel’ now
plans to seize another commonwealth nation from his family in the letter of
intent that he issued soon after his coronation ceremony. The letter reads:
‘Next stop: Canada.’]
[This is my
article for the Faking News website. You can and probably should read it here:
Prince Harry seizes Australian Throne, declares himself King Down Under]
Note: This
post has been written for Faking news. Did you notice the ‘Faking’ before the
word news? That’s because this is a parody of mainstream news and is supposed
to be taken in jest and humour.
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